20230916 Sat PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

20230916 Sat PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Saturday PM., Lottery Powerball, DOJ Failed to Indict Joe Biden, Iran, N Korea & Russia, Don't Climb Border Fence-No Sympathy, Vat of Wine Kills 2 Ppl?-Ban Assault Wine Vats, Dumb Scientist Studies-Nose Hair-Rock Licking, Plane Didn't Plunge 28Kft-Flew to Lower Altitude, Russell Brand Accused of Rape, Hurricane Cyclone Tornado Typhoon, Booby Boebert with Gay Friendly Friend, Onions Rot, Trump Bashed for Being Open Minded, UA Plane Pilot Avoids Crash, Texas AG Not Guilty, Landowners Group Didn't Ban Beach Access on Sundays-Just the morning, Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.

What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?

Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?

Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.

Be in-the-know without being in the mud!

Skim headlines and move on.

20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.