ROUGH CUT (no reporter narration) STORY: Outgoing U.S. Ambassador to the U.N.
Nikki Haley left diplomacy at home Thursday night, roasting allies and opponents alike at the annual Alfred E.
Smith Memorial Foundation dinner in New York.
The dinner raises funds for Catholic charities, and is famous for its zinger-filled keynote speeches.
Among Haley's best-received jokes, were these; "Actually the President called me this morning and gave me some really good advice.
He said if I get stuck for laughs just brag about my accomplishments.
It really killed at the UN." "So this year you wanted to spice things up.
I get it.
You wanted an Indian woman.
But Elizabeth Warren failed her DNA test." "You're all familiar with diplomatic immunity.
It's an exemption from prosecution.
Or as Mayor De Blasio calls it "a sanctuary city." Oh look I got the Mayors drink by mistake.