Tongue Pop Queen Alyssa Edwards Takes the LGBTQuiz
Tongue Pop Queen Alyssa Edwards Takes the LGBTQuiz
Drag queen Alyssa Edwards takes the LGBTQuiz.
Catch Justin Johnson (AKA Aylssa Edwards) in his Netflix original docu-series "Dancing Queen" available now.
- Was my boob showing?Don't y'all have me herewith my breasts out.My name is Alyssa Edwards,and this is the LGBTQuiz.(clicks tongue)Now, I know the points don't matter,but it is a competition.But, like I teach thechildren over there atBeyond Belief Dance Company,winning isn't everything,but wanting to is.Now, let's get started.(bright music)So y'all crown me the Sound Queen?I'll take it.Bring on the questions.(duct tape stretching)(scissors snipping)Roll it back, replay.(sighs) Is this a multiple choice?I need a clue, please.Can I get a clue?Can someone drop a clue?Two up, one back.(buzzer beeps)Well, now, my duct tapedon't sound like that.That's what I think about that.We're going to count that as a 0.5,I got half.(hairspray spraying)(bottle pops)Spraying the hairspray.Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!(compact snapping open)(humming Jeopardy theme)Opening a compact.(bell dings)(screams)Girl, I am good.Oh my gosh.(zipper unzipping)(sighing)The fuck?This thing is too heavy on my head.Play it again.Zipping someone.(bell dings)Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!Carry on.(lip gloss popping)Open the clue please.Tongue pop.(buzzer beeps)Hooker, hold on, I wasn't ready.Edit that out.I never heard that sound doing drag.The pageant has been pulled.(loud rummaging)Rummaging through your makeup bag.(bell dings)Yeah!(laughs)(claps)I like this game going,'cause I'm winning.Come on, keep going.(nail polish bottle shaking)I'm gonna need a clue for this one.(nails clicking)Shaking your nail polish.(bell dings)(marching music)Psh.(bell dings)(clicks tongue)(bell dings)Ugh.(bell dings)Like, bitch please.Mmm.(bell dings)(claps)That's like a stop, Miss Thang.You go over there, you go over there.I've had it.(snaps)Who?That ain't ever happen.Skip.(comedic music)(shushes)Uh, I'mma do it, I'mma be very dramatic.(gasps)(dramatic piano music)That's drama, drama 101.(bell dings)(coos)(bell dings)(wooshing)(inhales deeply)(yawns)(bell dings)Well, no.(bell dings)Oh, I always love how I Look.So that one, I'm like, told ya.Showed ya.Wrote a book, and throwed ya.Good day, and good night.(camera shutter clicks)Well, that's a wrap.I just finished the LGBTQuiz.Don't really know how I did,but it really don't matter.It was all a good time.Thank you, and good night.(microphone static crunching)Oh.I was gonna walk offand make it cute, but.(screen beeps)Now, give me the fuckabout it here.- That's a wrap!(crew members cheering)
