Rooster Talks: WTF Cracker Barrel, white inventions, and non-practicing white?
Rooster Talks: WTF Cracker Barrel, white inventions, and non-practicing white?
Join the Rooster Regiment as we make fun of a soil biology PhD whines from her car: "Tutor and dog-sitter, blame COVID and capitalism!" Dirt expert can't dig a job?
Queer Jesus sermon: "30, single, 12 dudes—gay icon!" Blasphemy or brunch?
Kids spin fidgets: "Phone bans crazy!" DC Mayor nixes Guard for law: "Not for policing!" Date immigrants: "They appreciate your genius!" Food stamp mom balks at 15-hour service: "$24K/year free lunch?" CA senator: "No illegals in census = no democracy!" Votes from shadows?Cracker Barrel CEO: "Remodel positive!" But tours show bland IKEA purgatory—"Liberal white women ruin everything!" 1998 Bud ad mocks male cheerleaders, prophetic trans jab.
MAGA mockery: "Protectors scared of downtown?" I take toddlers weekly!
HOA Karens whine generator noise: "Unfair you had power—watch TV while we suffered!" Envy much?
Abortion "snack" lady: "Tired of pregnancies—give babies away!" Casual as Uber Eats.
Finally, trans McBride yells "Hands off kids/women!" Irony thicker than plot twists.
