Editor Daily Rundown: DOGE’s ‘Big Balls’ Severely Injured Defending Woman From DC Carjacking
Wednesday, 6 August 2025 () BIG BALLS TO THE RESCUE ... DOGE HERO'S LEGEND GROWS ... DOGE’s ‘Big Balls’ Savagely Beaten Saving Woman From Carjacking In DC A staff member of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Edward Coristine also known online as “Big Balls,” was severely beaten after intervening in an attempted unarmed carjacking in Washington D.C., according to police records and Elon Musk on Tuesday. [...]
DOGE employee Big Balls stands up for a woman being attacked and receives an assault for it; Columbia America-hater Mahmoud Khalil gets the kid glove treatment from the New York Times; and we’re joined by Senator Tim Scott and Senator Marsha Blackburn.
Somalia is getting Starlink Internet. They’re going to be surprised when they find out what the Pirate Bay is. Another dildo has been thrown onto the court at a WNBA game and you know what they say:..