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9 Hilarious Quotes About Being a Dad

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9 Hilarious Quotes About Being a Dad

9 Hilarious Quotes About Being a Dad

9 Hilarious , Quotes About Being a Dad.

Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up, Ray Romano.

Most noticeable difference since becoming a dad: I’ve cried hard TWICE at ‘America’s Got Talent’ this season, Seth Meyers.

How come my 3-year-old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can’t even remember my home phone number?, Taye Diggs.

I’ve never had more poop on my person, Justin Timberlake.

I really love my kids for about six minutes a day, Michael Ian Black.

Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday, Lin Manuel Miranda.

Parenting is a cult.

And as a cult member, you can try to explain it to other people, but we just appear like lunatics, Jim Gaffigan.

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out, Jerry Seinfeld.

Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours, Conan O’Brien.

Happy Father's Day!


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