20230926 Tue PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

20230926 Tue PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's PM Headline Skim News: Tuesday PM.

{Democrats Paying Off DHA Intel Experts-Republicans Investigate, Biden Dog Bites Cops Again-11 Times, Biden Pretends 12 minutes on Union Line, No Bail for Teens Killing Retired White Bicyclist-Racist Enhancements?, Newsom Burden Taxes Guns-Instead of Taxing Parents, Chicago-Beat Down of Man Eating Pizza, Car Stop In Florida, Democrats Still Threatening Govt Shutdown, Young 61yr Chick Falls 150ft to Death, NY Judge Attacks Trump-Backs up NY AG Lefty Letitia, Joe Biden Not Indicted Yet-Multiple Crimes, Once a Clown Always a Clown, Clowns Don't Kill People, Clowns are GREAT People!, Meth Found In Creepy Chick Teacher's Hair, and even more Click Bait!}