20230816 Wed PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

20230816 Wed PM Night Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Wednesday PM., Teen Girl Guilty of Crashing Car Deaths, Santos, Georgia Fulton Court Clerk Says She's Human-Good or Bad Human?, Maui Rejects Sight of Biden, American Still Suspected of Spy in Russia, Principals Open Target for Kids' Mockery, NY Gets Border Funds?

Which Border?, Dude Rescued from Submerging Car, Pilot of 787 Dies on Plane-Heart Attack, Woke DAs Have Ticked Off Everyone, Fees are Unfair to Singles, Why Pick Home Depot to Murder Baby Daddy?, Fat Guy Did a Spiderman Building Escape, Eyeglasses Tattoo More Interesting than the Murder, Man Attacks Chick Cop, Wait A Few Days-Dad's Daughter Dead Under His Bed, Dead Lady in Bag in San Fran Park, Man Attacks 75yr Lady, Wife's Lover Killed by Husband, Parent's Let Their Kids Drown-No Life Vest?, Pigs' Kidneys Breakthrough, Biden Seems to Side with Iran Lately, AOC Conflict of Interest-Loan Forgiveness, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.

What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?

Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?

Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.

Be in-the-know without being in the mud!

Skim headlines and move on.

20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.